Tuesday, 7 August 2018

Yes I know its expensive to book a flight ...

You post a link about cheap flights ...

... and then they moan about where they live, not having any.

I always use ###### I wish there were cheaper flights from ######  ...

Of course you do dear, but don't complain if you are happy to pay, they are happy to take your money. If you do not pay, they will drop the prices, its called market forces.

If you cannot get a cheap flight, Its very simple people, Get on a bus ! If Mr Malcolm can do it, from Middlesborough to London Gatwick, then probably many of you can too.

So to cheer up the August doom and gloomers ...

'When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. 

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. 

I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp' ...

Until then get on the Lolo, to lie on the Lilo ...

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  1. I'm surprised you survived to tell the tale !!!!
    "BE AFRAID " ;)

    1. Hello subu57

      Blogger just reinstated comments this evening after the the GDPR rules.
      Just working my way through interesting posts from India !

      I have kicked SWMBO she owes you an email about our adventure, You are very naughty but she has photos of the lunch xxxx