Monday, 12 August 2013

Welcome to ...

... a mobile telephone company with a red logo

We do this blah blah, press 1 for this two for that

Press 77 to top up
OK what is your number ....
Are you sure thats your number ...
It seems you have a problem ...
OK press 5 ...
So what is the circumference of the earth ...
And when did you last use pye ...
OK if you want to speak to a human press 7 ...
Right would you like us to call you back ...
Sorry all of our aliens are busy ...
OK press 9 for a real human ...
Sit back relax, you are paying for this call, and listen to music of our choice for a day or so ...
Click - hello you are connected to David somewhere in Scotland ...
OK what is your number ....
Are you sure that's your number ...
Can I put you on hold a moment ...
Sorry i do not recognise your number ...

Yes there is a good reason for that its because you have cut it off .........

Right would you like me to call you back ...

Not holding my breath ...

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1 comment:

  1. I an see the steam coming out of your ears from here!!��

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